Erotic, eccentric or irreverent, these 9 watches aren’t afraid to challenge convention
And they are made possible through provocative design, mechanical ingenuity and sheer brazenness.
By Yanni Tan /
Konstantin Chaykin Wolf
The Moscow watchmaker turns the moon into prey with the Wolf. The hours and minutes form its eyes; pointed upper lugs become ears; and layered guilloche, sandblasting, and pad printing recreate its fur and features.
Rendered as a moon-phase display, it appears around the full moon as a red disc between the fangs, which jumps away and disappears. The 40mm stainless steel watch houses the automatic K.18-28 calibre, based on a modified La Joux-Perret G200, with Chaykin’s 111-part Joker-indication module and a 68-hour power reserve.
Dennison ALD Safari
The truly wild only has to choose between tiger and zebra stripes. Dennison offers both with the ALD Safari, created with designer Emmanuel Gueit and inspired by the unapologetic glamour of animal patterns.
Rather than simply printing patterns on conventional dials, the watches use genuine mother-of-pearl to create striped Tiger and Zebra designs, giving the surfaces natural iridescence and variation from one piece to another.
Powered by a Swiss quartz movement, both are housed in a compact 37mm stainless-steel case, fitted with sapphire crystal and paired with colour-coordinated leather straps.
NORQAIN Freedom GMT Enjoy Life “Holiday” Limited Edition
How about a travel watch that serves as a holiday scrapbook? Its 40mm stainless steel case frames a white dial decorated with 25 hand-drawn motifs, from a torii gate and tuk-tuk to a kangaroo and surfer, all arranged across a world map.
The GMT ring graduates through orange, pink, and turquoise, while the date window dispenses with dates entirely, cycling through a beach umbrella, swim trunks, flip-flops, sunglasses and a bikini.
Inside, the COSC-certified automatic Calibre NN20/2 provides a dual-time function with an independently adjustable local hour hand and a 70-hour power reserve. Limited to 500 pieces.
Nivada Grenchen Antarctic Erotic
There is a long, surprisingly rich tradition of erotic watchmaking, and Nivada Grenchen brings it into considerably more accessible territory with this watch. At first glance, its 38mm stainless steel case and vintage-inspired styling could pass for a conventional Antarctic.
Flip it over and wind the crown, and a pair of mating penguins springs into action.
A cam system integrated into the modified hand-wound Soprod P054 drives the animation, which delivers a 42-hour power reserve. Measuring 12.45mm thick, the watch also features a double-domed sapphire crystal, screw-down crown, and 100m water resistance.
MB&F HM12 The Guardian
Imagine a watch as a detachable robot head. The 49.3mm by 43.6mm HM12 is built from titanium and sapphire, with its face formed by jumping hours and trailing minutes for eyes, a double-sided micro-rotor for a mouth, and a flying tourbillon for a brain.
Even more extraordinary are mechanically operated shields that slide across its face. The 646-part automatic movement delivers an 84-hour power reserve.
Off the wrist, it clips onto The Guardian, a 38.2 cm-tall robot with a mechanical thermometer, loupe, and UV torch. Three editions of 12 pieces will be made.
Ulysse Nardin [Super] Freak
Some 25 years after the original Freak dispensed with conventional hands, dial, and crown, Ulysse Nardin pushes the concept further. The 45mm [Super] Freak is essentially a movement worn on the wrist, with its calibre itself rotating to indicate the time.
The new automatic Calibre UN-252 comprises 511 components and features two inclined flying tourbillons rotating in opposite directions, with more than 97 per cent of the movement in motion.
A patented Grinder system handles winding, while further innovations include a gimbal system, a dedicated seconds display, and extensive use of silicon technology.
Hautlence Retrovision ‘64
The Swiss independent watchmaker looks to 60s science fiction for this creation, whose flip-open architecture resembles a futuristic communications device. Measuring a substantial 61.2mm by 41.8mm, its hinged cover opens to reveal a display punctuated by orange, green, and white lacquered details.
Developed with Genevan watchmaking workshop Agenhor, its unconventional mechanism combines linear retrograde jumping hours with a circular minute indication and a one-minute flying tourbillon fitted with a double hairspring.
The automatic D50 calibre provides a 72-hour power reserve. Only three pieces will be made.
Ressence Type 9 IKE
Centuries-old Japanese craft looks unexpectedly futuristic on the Ressence Type 9 IKE. Artist Terumasa Ikeda applies black urushi lacquer and ultra-fine raden mother-of-pearl to the watch’s curved, constantly moving dial, creating an iridescent composition resembling a signal from another galaxy.
The 39mm case and dial components are made of titanium with a black DLC coating, while Ressence’s patented ROCS 9 replaces conventional hands with rotating discs that indicate hours and minutes.
A customised automatic base calibre drives the display, backed by a 36-hour power reserve. Weighing just 43g, including its horse-leather strap, it is limited to eight pieces.
De Bethune DB25 Digitale
Dispensing with conventional hands and hour markers, this watch offers a more imaginative way to read time. It combines jumping digital hours, analogue minutes on a rotating disc, and a spherical moon phase at its centre, accurate to within one lunar day every 1,112 years.
Its elaborate blue dial comprises 82 elements, combining a star-studded sky and barleycorn guilloche with random guilloche on heat-treated titanium.
The mirror-polished 42mm titanium case houses the third-generation hand-wound Calibre DB2144V3, equipped with self-regulating twin barrels, as well as De Bethune’s titanium-and-grey-gold balance wheel and triple pare-chute shock-absorbing system.